Ashlee Simpson petition

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Please, for the love of all that is musically holy, make Ashlee Simpson go away. Please. How on earth is she still getting paid to perform? She should have spontaneously combusted on the Saturday Night Live stage during her lip-synching debacle. But instead, we watched her get booed weeks later during halftime of college football's national championship. Which was funny ... but still, even the Lighter Side has limits.

So please, help us make Ashlee Simpson disappear. Simply click on the link below and sign the petition. But don't leave the poor girl hanging. Offer up a suggestion of what she should do next. It's just something you should do.

 Give some career advice, sign the petition
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