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Posted by Chad Finn, Globe Staff  April 24, 2009 05:36 PM

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Actually, I have to admit, in that excerpt, Edes does lay out a perfectly reasonable plan for how it could have worked for A-Rod here. The "Idiots" would have been good for him, joyously puncturing his pretensions and pumping him up at the same time. But I'm sorry . . . knowing what we know about A-Rod, I just can't suspend my disbelief quite enough to believe he would have fit in, even under those ideal circumstances.

In the end, I figure had the Sox acquired A-Rod that fateful winter, the magical 2004 season would have played out this way: A-Rod spurs the Yankees out of a midseason slumber by rumbling with a glove-wielding Jorge Posada at home plate during a mid-July slugfest, a game New York goes on to win in its last at-bat. Naturally, the rivals meet again in the ALCS, and after A-Rod leads a Sox charge to a 3-0 series advantage, his bat falls silent, the never-say-die Yankees rally, and A-Rod helps seal the Sox' miserable fate by illegally slapping the ball out of Jon Lieber's glove in Game 6 of the ALCS.

The Yanks win in seven. The ghosts mock us again. The misery lives on.

Yeah, the fiction is fun to ponder. A-Rod in Boston. Imagine that.

But you know what? I think I'm going to stick with the reality here. When Alex Rodriguez is concerned, the truth is not only stranger than fiction, but to a Red Sox fan, it's also so much sweeter.

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