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Wishing well

Posted by Chad Finn, Globe Staff  July 13, 2008 12:52 AM

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Mark Teixeira: You might recall that at this time last year, I was caterwauling for the Sox to do just about anything within the boundaries of the law to acquire Teixeira from Texas. My flawless reasoning was that there was no chance Mike Lowell would be as productive in the second half as he was in the first, and the Sox would need offensive firepower when he eventually went south. Um . . . whoops. I haven't been that wrong since I told my sister Terence Trent D'Arby would be the next Michael Jackson. (I just sent everyone under 35 scrambling to Wikipedia.) I'd still be geeked to see the prime-of-his-career, switch-hitting slugger anchoring the Sox lineup at some point, but if it happens, it will likely be after this season, when he collects his jackpot in free agency. (Perhaps if Manny departs and, say, Kevin Youkilis moves to left? No?) Even then, chances are he ends up elsewhere in the AL East (he's from the Baltimore area and his dad is allegedly a Yankees fan), and depending upon how realistic the Braves are about their chances this season, he could join an enemy sooner rather than later.

Fuentes: You have to have some respect for any pitcher who's had success pitching in Colorado, but the dearth of available quality relievers means the price will be steep, and for some reason I get a Scott Sauerbeck 2.0 vibe from him. (Maybe it's the 14 hits and seven runs he allowed in 9.2 innings last postseason.) Put it this way: I don't want him to end up in Tampa or New York, but unless his sticker price is greatly reduced, I don't particularly want him here, either.

Adam Dunn: J.P. Ricciardi's favorite player is the ultimate Three True Outcomes slugger - in just over half of his plate appearances this season (189 of 360), he's whiffed, walked, or homered. But he'd appeal to the Red Sox this season only if Papi has an unexpected setback in the next two weeks, and even then, the 28-year-old's Varitek-like average (.225 heading into Saturday) means he's too inconsistent to play a significant role for a team with postseason aspirations.

As for that once-feared slugger hovering around in free agency (no, not you, Sexson) . . .

Barry Bonds: To the Red Sox? Purely WEEI conjecture. C'mon, you know Theo wouldn't sign him even if Papi couldn't come back from his wrist injury and Manny ran off to fulfill his secret dream of being a lion tamer in the circus. For good or bad, Bonds will forever be known for No. 756, but here are some other relevant numbers: 44 (his age in 10 days), .248 (his batting average in the second half last year), 0 (major-league at-bats this season), 5 (charges of perjury and obstruction of justice). Yeah, Theo covets that guy. There's a better chance of Brett Favre playing for the Red Sox.

As for today's Completely Random Baseball Card:

Farewell to a truly classy Yankee.

About Touching All The Bases

Irreverence and insight from Chad Finn, a Globe/Boston.com sports writer and media columnist. A winner of several national and regional writing awards, he is the founder and sole contributor to the TATB blog, which launched in December 2004. Yes, he realizes how lucky he is.

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