6. David Ortiz's numbers after two games in Pawtucket: .400, two homers, four RBIs. Sure looks like he's ready to conquer the American League again, though for entirely selfish reasons I hope he sticks to his word and plays it cautiously for a few more games. A certain Papi-adoring, pink-hatted 4-year-old I know and her daddy have tickets for Monday's game at Hadlock, and I strongly suspect that seeing Lars Anderson won't have quite the same effect for her.
7. Jon Lester, 2008: seven wins, 125 innings, 3.38 ERA, 128 ERA+, 1.32 WHIP. Johan Santana, 2008: eight wins, 133 innings, 3.10 ERA, 132 ERA+, 1.28 WHIP. See, I told you they should have made that trade. Santana's numbers are superior across the board. (What's that? Why, yes, I am challenging your sarcasm detector . . .)
8. Rumor has it that Brian Daubach is a new co-host of WEEI's "The Big Show," but I'll believe it when I actually hear him speak. Right now, all I hear is Ordway chewing.
9. As for today's Completely Random Baseball Card:
Joe, here’s your autograph. Stop whining. Jim Kern. If the day comes when I have a podcast here at Boston.com, I vow to do my best to get Posnanski as one of the first guests. You know I'll be the Farley to his McCartney.
About Touching All The Bases
Irreverence and insight from Chad Finn, a Globe/Boston.com sports writer and media columnist. A winner of several national and regional writing awards, he is the founder and sole contributor to the TATB blog, which launched in December 2004. Yes, he realizes how lucky he is.