Poor John Calipari. All he ever tries to do is win basketball games within the rules and do right by his kids, who are good kids, always. But he keeps being betrayed. First, he was victimized by those agents and hookers and money at UMass, which cost the school its only NCAA Final Four appearance. Then, he was victimized by gremlins who took SAT's under the name of one of his kids at Memphis, which cost that school its latest NCAA Final Four appearance.  Then he was victimized a third time, this time at Kentucky, and this time by those crafty transcripts. Now, it appears that the poor man has been betrayed yet again, this time by a Turkish center who seems to have been a open professional for only slightly less time than Rajon Rondo has.

Poor feller. Some folks are just too trusting.