Big government claims another victim, alas.

Let us leave aside the fact that the prize money -- which these guys had to return for having offended against paperwork -- totalled almost a million bucks ... for catching a fish. (If I were the offending mate, I wouldn't get too close to the rail during the Citation's next trip out, if you know what I mean.) Isn't the real story here that the person from the North Carolina fisheries board who blew the whistle is a woman named Nancy Fish? Why doesn't that happen here? How come there are no governor's councillors named Walter Layabout? Our state government is dull.

We're gonna need a bigger form...