You may not have noticed, but the imaginative and entertaining primates in state legislatures other than ours have taken up the cause of people who want to bring their guns into bars, because the Second Amendment protects their right to get the waitress' attention by popping a cap into the Golden Tee machine. Because of this, I believe, those of us in the sports end of things are forced into a radical reappraisal of Plaxico Burress, who now appears to be a champion of human freedom whose only crime was to be ahead of his time.