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Sumo of all fears

Posted by Charles P. Pierce  April 23, 2010 02:21 PM

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I am extremely glad that this champion athlete is promising to change his ways and lead a better, more productive, and highly floral life from now on.

However, I would point out that we've all read stories about athletes who get into trouble in barrooms, from the Yankees taking the Copa apart in the 1950's to Ben Roethlisberger's most recent nocturnal prowling at the Presumption Of Innocence Cafe. Can I just say that I would not want to own the "nightclub" in which sumo wrestlers brawl? I do not believe that would end well at all.


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