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Posted by Charles P. Pierce  January 21, 2010 04:28 PM

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Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are people and have free speech rights, the way is clear for our elected officials to just admit flat out who they really work for. Go all the way, boys. Talk to NASCAR. Shouldn't they all rise in the congressional chambers wearing jumpsuits with decals all over them? What's Mitch McConnell's elbow worth?

"The chair recognizes the Goody's Headache Powder junior senator from Tennessee."
"Mr. President, I yield the balance of my time to my colleague, the distinguished Royal Oak Charcoal senior senator from Illinois."

And, heaven knows, Dale Jarrett would be more fun on Meet The Press than David Broder is.
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