The worst breakups in Red Sox history
Outfield: Carl Everett
Dan Shaughnessy nicknamed Everett Jurassic Carl after he denied the existence of dinosaurs. Everett in turn nicknamed Shaughnessy Curly-Haired Boyfriend and ruffled numerous feathers while in Boston. He head-butted umpire Ron Kulpa and called manager Joe Kerrigan a racist (and other choice words) shortly after Sept. 11, 2001. To no ones surprise, he was dealt to Texas in the off-season.