Mitt Romney to America: 'Newt Gingrich? Really?'
NEW YORK—What would Mitt Romney like to say to the American people? How about this: "Newt Gingrich? Really?"
That's one of the playful messages Romney announced to laughter Monday night on
While Romney took a gentle dig at Gingrich, his main rival for the GOP nomination, he poked fun at himself too. "Isn't it time," he asked, "for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?"
And: "I can do a lot, but even I can't fix the
Romney's No. 1 thing to tell Americans? "It's a hair piece."
Letterman's "Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People":
No. 10 -- "Isn't it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?"
No. 9 -- "What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double Tizzle."
No. 8 -- "I have no proof, but I have a feeling Canada is planning something."
No. 7 -- "Actually, I'm only here to meet Tom Cruise."
No. 6 -- "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
No. 5 -- "My new cologne is now available at
No. 4 -- "I just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with Matt Damon."
No. 3 -- "I can do a lot, but even I can't fix the Indianapolis Colts."
No. 2 -- "Newt Gingrich? Really?"
No. 1 -- "It's a hair piece."