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I Am the Boss of You

SO THAT MEANS YOU BETTER HAVE SAFE SEX, EAT RIGHT, AND PRAY WEEKLY (BECAUSE THE 21ST-CENTURY CEO IS WATCHING).

By TOM KEANE
January 28, 2007

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For a long time, I’ve had this fantasy about being a dictator, running everyone’s lives, telling them what they can and cannot do. To get there, though, I figured I’d have to seize control of some tiny Third World country. Turns out, I was wrong. All I need do is become a CEO. (Full article: 707 words)

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