All-star cast gives “$#*! Pedroia Says” a dramatic reading

Given the appalling performances by highly paid pitchers Josh Beckett and Jon Lester, not to mention the plague of injuries, there hasn’t been much to smile about this Red Sox season. But we are getting a kick out of a new video poking fun at Dustin Pedroia’s penchant for saying silly stuff, such as “Laser show,” “90 coming in, 100 going out,” “If you ain’t hustlin’, you’re getting hustled,” and “Muddy Chicken who?” Produced by the folks at Vita Coco — the diminutive second baseman is a spokesperson for the trendy coconut water — the YouTube clip titled “$#*! Pedroia Says” includes familiar faces — Maria Menounos, Yankee Alex Rodriguez, Dropkick Murphy Ken Casey, Pats punter Zoltan Mesko, “The Voice” contestant James Massone, NESN’s Jenny Dell, Sox outfielder Cody Ross, and NECN’s Billy Costa, to name a few — uttering a few of Pedroia’s more nonsensical phrases.

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