'Twas the night before Christmas, when through the black hole
Not a fanboy or girl was stirring, not even a troll;
The MacBooks were placed near the WiFi with care,
In hopes that St. Geekolas soon would be there.
Have you been a good little geek this year? Have you kept your PS3 and XBox consoles all shiny and neat? Did you get all A's in Elvish and Klingon and Shyriiwook (a.k.a. Wookiee Speak)? Did you roll all 20s the last time you went dungeon crawling? If so, perhaps you'll find one of these geek-eriffic books under the tree this year.
But if you haven't been good ... Well, Sauron's eye — I mean Santa's eye — is ever watchful. So, you better watch out.