A personal favorite of Shibookinita is What's on your plate, who asks: "What plate? I have no plate. Was HR supposed to give me a plate on my first day? Can I order one from Staples? No plate, people. I have a desk and a to-do list and piles of work, so stop asking me about dishes 'cause this ain't Crate and Barrel."
(Globe Staff Photo / Michele McDonald)