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All I know is he was a real pervert - he said he wanted to derive my hypotenuse! Anil Adyanthaya Newton <!-- // define variables var date = new Date(); var current_time = date.getTime(); // write SCRIPT tag to browser document.writeln(' '); // -->
All I know is he was a real pervert - he said he wanted to derive my hypotenuse!
Anil Adyanthaya
Newton

(Illustration by Peter Wallace)