Hello, dear readers! I'm back from my lovely writers' retreat in Duxbury, or as a friend of mine aptly names it, "Deluxbury." It was a terrific week. I've finished the first draft of Mind Over Manners, made some new friends, visited the excellent Duxbury Thrift Shop, enjoyed long beach walks, and lived among some most amazing kitsch I have ever seen. Pictures below the fold:
Duxbury is beautiful, really, really beautiful. We were in a house on the Powder Point peninsula, featuring the longest wooden bridge in the world:
And gorgeous beaches:
Some people will do anything to get a question to Miss Conduct when she is unavailable, even sending messages in bottles:
The triffids attacked while I was there:
But since I am the 50-Foot-Tall Advice Columnist, I was able to stomp them into oblivion. Then I washed my feet:
Our house hadn't been redecorated since the early 1960s, and the wallpaper was something to behold. This was the wallpaper in my bathroom:
And here are two scenes from the kitchen:
As you can see, the original owner found a strange pleasure in deviations from normal scale, worlds where pansies are half as large as hot-air balloons, butterflies outweigh dogs, and Rudolph-nosed squirrels ponder how they can raise a family in the confines of bonsai trees. My favorite bit of kitsch throughout the house, however, were these:
China dogs in babushkas. Let me repeat that: china dogs, in babushkas. They were in my room. (You can see the Technicolor overgrown foliage of my bedroom wallpaper in the mirror.) How can you not sleep well when you are being watched over in your slumbers by china dogs in babushkas? I loved these so much I desperately wanted to take them, but Miss Conduct does not repay hospitality with larceny. So I settled for merely stealing their little porcelain souls through the sorcery of my digital camera.
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