UPDATE: Link is now fixed.
Miss Conduct is ... a pear!
Pears can be brutal and ambitious? Clearly there are seething political dramas at the produce counter that I have been unaware of. I'll have to pay more attention next time.
I confess, I had some difficulty with question 4:
Secretly, you've always thought that you would make a good:
* Stand up comic
* Food, film, or book critic
* Life coach
* Business mogul
I have been a stand-up comic, I am a book critic (for Body & Soul magazine--my first reviews come out next month!) and an author; arguably, I am sort of a life coach and pundit ... or at least my current profession(s) make it not too "secret" that I think I'd be good at those things! Business mogul, alas, is beyond the scope even of my fantasy life.
What fruit are you, my flavorful fans?
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