I Hate Your Dog
The cute outfits. The licking. The undeserved devotion.
I AM NOT A DOG PERSON. WHEN I MENTION THIS TO CERTAIN PEOPLE (CERTAIN dog people), they usually say something like: "Well, you haven't met my dog." But haven't I? Your dog is cute and smart and well trained. Your dog has a precious name like Sgt. Pepper or Cocoa Puff. Your dog doesn't slobber or chase pigeons or get ... (Full article: 693 words)
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