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Would you rather eat a happy cow?

Posted by Kevin Hartnett  March 20, 2013 01:00 PM

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These days we care a lot about the lives of the animals we eat. Free range chickens. Grass-fed cows. Meat is easier to enjoy when we know that our dinner had a decent life, until it didn’t anymore. (And it's also, as this morning's post showed, less directly land-intensive than eating vegetables.)

Enter, then, the prospect of genetically programmed happy cows. A recent post on the blog Overcoming Bias discusses the feasibility of modifying livestock to feel more pleasure (and less pain) and it concludes there’s no reason we couldn’t start doing it tomorrow.

Contributor Carl Shulman—who does not claim any particular knowledge in this area—theorizes that while we may lack the wherewithal to tinker with the bovine genome directly, old-fashioned selective breeding should do the trick. Farmers (and their conglomerate overlords) have successfully bred cows that produce more milk and turkeys that have bigger breasts. They could use the same keen mating-eye to select for cows that have a dulled fear response, lower levels of the stress chemical cortisol, and higher hormonal capacity for happiness.

On the one hand, the idea of genetically blissed-out cows is clearly preferable to stockyards crammed with fear-crazed animals. On the other hand, it seems more than vaguely creepy to show an animal a really good time—isn’t life wonderful!—while all the while scheming to eat it.

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