If you're a football fan with unlimited cash, Nookie Postal is your man. For a nominal fee, his Commonwealth will host a lavish soiree for you and up to 300 of your closest friends. Per Nookie: "Looking to throw the most amazing Super Bowl Party your friends have ever seen? But you don't want your peeps coming over to your mansion and peeing in your bidet? Take over Commonwealth." Sound tempting?
Says chef Nookie, who would clearly make a fine Don Draper, "We can tailor the menu to whatever you like. You want caviar and lobster...we can do that. You want foie and charcuterie, no problem. You want the best BBQ you've ever tasted? Done. Maybe you want a taste of Denver and Seattle. We can do that, too. Top-shelf liquor. 85-inch TVs. Whatever you want, it can be yours, all for the low price of three easy payments of $10k." Yes, a mere $30,000 buys you foie, charcuterie, lobster, caviar, and a drama-free bidet. Call to reserve.