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With pointed wit, Chelsea jabs at celebs

By Matthew Gilbert
Globe Staff / May 27, 2008

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I have this fantasy that when Mary Hart gets home from anchoring "Entertainment Tonight," her apple cheeks burning with suppressed maniacal rage, she pulls out her Katie Holmes and Julia Roberts dolls and pushes long, steel pins through their hearts. Her features harden as she moves to her laptop to pen venomous midnight comments and post them anonymously on the ... (Full article: 703 words)

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