Look, Im not saying this song is any good. But compared to the other entries on this list, this flirty tropical tune is a bona fide masterpiece. Paris sounds like shes really trying to carry a tune, which is almost endearing: like when the rich girl-turned-executive assistant earnestly attempts to program the coffee machine. (What is this rocket ship? say her trembling fingers.) But then, this is how a lot of entertainment works now: you get so inured to horrible, that not very good suddenly seems like a refreshing surprise.