Ann Coulter

Distinguishing marks: Blonde hair, intemperate venom
Weapon of choice:Politics of outrage
Why she's here: Who to choose among the conservative bloviation spectrum? No contest: Limbaugh may be louder, O'Reilly more self-righteous, but no one delivers a verbal rope-burn with more thuggish glee than Coulter. The meanest Mean Girl of them all, she'd doubtless take that as a compliment.
Bully rating: Five fists