Distinguishing marks: Untrimmed beard, itty-bitty sailor's cap
Weapons of choice: Brute force, spinach withholding
Why he's here: Every hero worth his salt needs a wall of egotistical muscle to go up against, and this is Popeye's. The rivalry over Olive Oyl is weird but the two always eventually get down to Toontown's version of championship wrestling.
Bully rating: Two fists
(King Features Syndicate/Hearst Holdings)