Shortstop: Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez: "The Sandlot" (1993) Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez is a born leader. He's so staid and myopic in his focus, he's probably the guy who drinks ginger ale at the bar. Every ball club needs a straight man and there isn't a stuffier example than the guy who matured into a skinny Keith Hernandez. Just let "The Jet" keep pounding flax seeds and wheatgrass so he can maintain his Mastiff-dodging, base-stealing stamina. While the rest of the team is champagning and campaigning, Rodriguez will be doing overhead squats and Turkish getups in the hotel. Good for you, buddy!