Camilla Parker-Bowles, aka the Duchess of Conwall, may one day be the No. 2 on the throne, and she's number 2 this year on Mr. Blackwell's list.

Doesn't the royal family have fashion consultants? Maybe not. Whether it was Camilla or her staff that picked out her feathered hats remains unknown at this point, but Mr. Blackwell made his distaste clear: "In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck."