No. 7 – Avril Lavigne
Some might say this Canadian songstress has come a long way from her days of tank tops, ties, and baggy pants. Mr. Blackwell, unfortunately, is not convinced. Lavigne's edgy combination of plaid, bows, and fishnets is apparently a little too over the top for the critic. He quips, "Fashions provided by ... the house of Dracula!"